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 All About Harley

Harley is a rescue dog that we adopted in October of 2008. He will turn 2 years old in May of 2010 and currently weighs 120lbs. People always ask about his weight. This dog is perfection on paws.

Susan's dog Harley is the smartest dog at the end of her universe.
She found his list of resolutions for 2010.

Resolution #1: I will eat less and exercise more.
I don't think the old "I'm-just-big-boned" excuse will work anymore. I resolve to bug my owner to take me out to the doggy park several times a week.

Resolution #2: I will beg less.
I've got begging down to a fine art -- she's putty in my paws -- but it sure is demeaning. I promise to reserve the begging for worthwhile things, like going out to the park and T-bone steak.

Resolution #3: I'll stay out of the cat's litter box.
I vow to resist the urge to snoop around the cat's private lavatory -- even though it's a lot of fun and really makes him go nuts.

Resolution #4: I'll introduce myself in more appropriate ways.
In other words, I'll focus above the waist when introducing myself to humans.

Resolution #5: I'll tolerate those homemade bandannas more.
My owner has gone to a lot of trouble to make these things, so I'll just put up with the way they feel and the taunts of the other dogs.