As you know, the Powerball jackpot is up to about $550 million but this simulator won't fill you with hope of retiring early. Now don't get me wrong, I'll still buy a ticket because why not? However, I've been running this thing for about two hours and haven't hit the jackpot yet. I have won about $300, so there's that. To check this thing out, just click here and watch the numbers spin and your private island go down the drain. Apparently I'm the black cloud of doom today.