(Wikipedia/katyperry.com)
a relevatory rant by Davis

So, Katy Perry and John Mayer have moved back to Splitsville.  What's the deal?  Well, I can exclusively tell you the details.  It's because...

...once you've dipped your toe in Lake Davis, you want to go in the deep end.  Just sayin'.

(And no, I can explain neither the look on my face nor my haircut.)