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Right now I have the hiccups and I can't believe it. I think that this has to be the first time since I was about 11 that this has happened, and it's got me wondering how we haven't gotten rid of this garbage yet? 

Don't scientists have lasers that can see through my eye to back of my head and boob implants that they can put into you through your arm?! But, somehow, we haven't made one iota of progress on these violent, random convulsions? 

Let's get on it, science! My bruised ribs can't take much more of this nonsense! 





- Ray