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Worried you will need to pee during Avengers: Endgame this weekend? Here is a spoiler free look at four times it’s safe to pee during the highly anticipated movie.
This may be spoiler free, but it does have minor details, so proceed at your own risk…
We all know what it’s like to have to pee during a movie, but what do you do when it’s a movie you just can’t miss a second of? No matter what you do, how tight you cross your legs, or how long you do the wiggle dance, you can’t hold it forever. With Avengers: Endgame running at 3 hours and 1 minute, there will most likely be a time where you have to bolt to the bathroom and we would hate for you to miss the best parts!
So, here are 4 times “Tinkle Time” is safe during Avengers: Endgame…
55 minutes in
We see what Hawkeye/Ronin has been up to, but we already knew he was going to be joining up with the gang at some point, so you’re not missing much here other than a rainy fight scene.
1 hour and 3 minutes in
If you’re sick and tired of hearing about what the Infinity Stones are, go ahead and pee. This scene is mostly comedic and isn’t really telling you anything you don’t already know.
1 hour and 10 minutes in
Thor and Rocket go somewhere together but it’s mostly a few minutes of comedic banter, if you love that, don’t miss it. If you can live without, take a trip to the potty now.
1 hour and 40 minutes in
A car will drive by and cut to a new scene. This is your LAST CHANCE for a potty break, I REPEAT LAST CHANCE FOR A POTTY BREAK! So, go now or forever hold your pee…ace.
Still need to go after this? Sorry dude… you’re in the endgame now.
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4-25-19
