I admit it.

When I was a kid, I was pretty bad at cleaning up after myself.  In fact, if you asked Buster The BNQ Janitor and/or The Lovely Mrs, Davis, they’d tell you I still suck at it.

This may have done it, though.

A dad in Indiana was tired of cleaning up after his kids, so he decided to hit them where they lived: the interwebs and their phones.  Dude goes all Liam Neeson in “Taken” on them:

If you can’t quite make out the picture, read this in your best Liam Neeson voice:

I don’t know who you are.

I don’t know what you want.  If you are looking for a maid to clean up after you, I can tell you I don’t do that.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills.  Skills I have acquired over a very long lifetime.  Skills that make me an expert in home WiFi systems and cellular data plans.

If you clean up your own kitchen mess, that’ll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you…

AND I WILL DISCONNECT YOU.

Dad’s kids thought it was funny…until he followed through.  Then things got real.  But I bet that’s a clean-ass kitchen.